Amanda you are too funny!!
I don't name everything, but certain things. My old KA is Bessie, my new-to-me Explorer is The Big Rig, I have 20 different nicknames for my dogs (Buster is Mr. Dancey-Pants, Holly alternates between Sugar Butt and Skunk Butt; they're also the Babies, Sugary Sugar Muffins, Boo-dawg, HollyBug or just Boo and Bug for short). Luckily my roses already have names or I'm sure I'd be naming them!